Sod it - a plug! (If Eric can, so can I)

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Finally, after waiting 5 months for some Indian guys based in Gujarat working for a bowl of rice a day whilst constructing our 120 watt solid state transmitter, Old Fart AM will be lighting up the ether in the next few weeks with some trouser ripping sounds. We are beavering away, inbetween the Mrs. Mills raves we hold at our old people's home based here in Petts Wood, putting together our new programmes which will be transmitted every Sunday from 0600 - 2200 Hrs GMT (Guff Maybe Time) (BTW our transmitter site isn't in Petts Wood before someone pilfers it - I know theres some scousers on this site, (Scouse accent) so aye! Watch it mate!)

So for those who want to hear some Northern Soul with a mix of Motown, Soul, Bop and Pop from the drug crazed days of the 60s & 70's - tune in! We'll also include some 80's bits and bobs now and then with our very own on the hour 'Old Fart News' service. Old Fart AM will also be including our show piece programme - 'From Round Your Way' Every 1st Sunday in the month, we'll be popping round an Old Folks home asking for requests and recording some sound bytes from those who can manage to speak a word or two. It'll also include requests from old people we meet in Asda, Tesco and Morrison's, awww, and the Posh new Sainsbury's in Orpington! Think this is a wind up, then if it's ok with Chris, I'll post a posting when our first transmission is due on air.

Our programmes will also be available via zimmer-cast(tm) on our web site at www.oldfartfm.com

Our new look oldfartfm.com will be launched one week before our first Sunday on air! I'm so excited I've just sh*t myself!

The Guff

Some interesting 'Old Fart' stats here from the last 24 hours at oldfartfm.com
The last search terms used to get to our site in the last 24 hours, most (70 odd percent) from the USA. The question I pose is, what type of person is typing "Listen to fart sounds online" into Google or Yahoo? The Top 2 Search terms are quite worrying.

12	18.18%	listen to fart sounds online
8	12.12%	listen to fart sounds
7	10.61%	old fart music
6	9.09%	old fart fm
6	9.09%	old fart
5	7.58%	old farts
3	4.55%	(0ld fart) and music
2	3.03%	old fart sayings
2	3.03%	fart fm
2	3.03%	miserable old gits
2	3.03%	www .old fart
2	3.03%	www.old song fm
1	1.52%	radio fm-old music
1	1.52%	oldmusic fm
1	1.52%	old gits
1	1.52%	musica old gits
1	1.52%	old fm music
1	1.52%	old fart songs
1	1.52%	old farts music fm
1	1.52%	old' fart music
1	1.52%	www.old fart.com