In article <9390c37d66ed34ff41108ba108ed1775@jiglu-wc>, (Address removed) (Christopher England) wrote:

Liverpool, isn't that the place where hubcaps are welded to the rims of wheels.
They'll nick the portals :-)

Eric

Disclaimer : The above was a satirical comment and not a direct reflection of anyone from Liverpool, residents of that fine city or anyone else that might hate me.