RC Guff <...> said:

I think it was easier reading the Dutch pages rather than the
translation. Zat voz wery hard verk. Anyway, reading between the lines,
when has Portugal ever been near or in the Mediterranean? Or iz ze schip
Ooou-Boat thing movin on to ze med viv itz sendmasten?

It's the ''fairy of the cupboard midscheeps was tackled with the slijpschijf'' that worries me. Maybe its one of those old proverbs that has somehow passed me by, ie. – that you should always tackle cupboard faries with your slijpshijf. Or something.

Regards to all,
Giles.