Quoting a previous RC Guff contribution:-

Blast!!!! Damn it.... just as I was breaking records on the orgasmic
scale then you and Steve caused me to become flacid again.

So maybe I should let the Viagra spam go through?

There
I was all excited and convinced the offshore era just might be coming
back.

Don't you be worrying about that, son, there's something that I know that you don't know. I don't think it would be right at this stage to even hint at any part of the project which is known as 'the project'. However, trust me, it won't be long before there's a ship at sea. Yes, I can promise you that there will definitely be a ship in the North Sea. Remember you heard me not say anything about it here first.

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