Christopher England <...> said:

Yeah, I use Opera on my trusty N95. I don't get why so many seem to
'love' the Blackberry over the N95 though. * Christopher England just said that *

Blackberry sounds more appealling then N95 which sounds like an European Autobahn. That's it really, like you say, sheep, sheep who like aspiring names for gadgets rather than a piece of kit named N101 that probably knocks spots off the 'Blue Berry' what ever camp name its called.

Could you imagine today's New Man mincing into Boots buying a new brand of skin cream or fake tan called N95 or a new Hair Product called J87 and saying 'I'm worth it'? No, its sound like cream you'd rub on your nuts after a night with an arabic man tart.

Blackberry sounds much more camp and in tune with today's new man. These marketeers are marvells at focusing products on today's gutless, hair tuned, WKD drinking oddballs.

Be a man, use the back of your ciggy packet instead of some ponced up alarm clock with a fancy poofy name like Stawberry.

Yer, I still use Brut! I am man and I'm worth it (Lifts ones leg as I let one rip to prove it)

Brought to you by the very un-PC......

Da Guff

Disclaimer:

sorry to those who mince in boots in Boots and to those lady men who buy tanning products and skin care products with poofy names. If this message has upset, caused trauma and / or offense - get over it!!!!