Christopher England <...> said:

Da Guff – Boo Yaka, Suck My Blade!

Is that sexual?
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* Christopher England just said that *

 Certainly not, its the new 'white' teenage tearaway way of wanting to rob your posessions. It happened to me in the 'hood' in Orpington last week by three 13/14 year old black style hoodie white boys thinking they we're hard (Not in the sexual sense). The high amount decibles emitting from my mouth as laughter frightened them off as they pulled out a 3 inch blade just as I moved away from a cash machine outside the 'Hood' co-operative supermarket. The actual mumbling from the 'white yardie' was "Gis your card and cash or suck my blade mate". I thought it was a wind up and laughed out loudly then into a frenzie of laughter (Probably a mixture of nervousness & genuine laughter). They pegged it. The dozen or so CCTV cameras in the area of about 1/8th of a  mile didn't capture any of it according to the police. The police was another matter, they looked like they'd just passed their 11 plus as a plastic community beat offiska and a real traffic warden cop hopped out of a skoda with LED Disco Lights  which arrived 20 minutes later.  

I might be famous and appear in the local rag Da Newz Shopper this week as they Foned me on Friday and wanted to know if da Hoodies got any readies. (Which they didn't)

Da Guff - I iz da larfing mugeee innit