Quoting a previous RC Guff contribution:-

They are scared the Nanny State
is listening to their opinions and a black van will come round and whisk
them off dare they speak out.

I've got a very long black(ish) van thing. It's full of TV monitors, recording devices, screens, specialist transmission receivers, and has telescopic aerial masts and satellite dishes on its roof.

Am I spying on folk? Well, sometimes I am sorta. People love 'reality' TV full of 'oddity' type people living out their lives with a camera crew following them.

Do I whisk them off? Only when a previous one escapes from my torture dungeon.

(Damn it. Did I say that last bit out loud? :-) )

wallpaper dreamed up by good old 'Big Pants' Simon Cowell & Co. (I still
think Christopher has a hand in this splendid TV nonsense they want us
to watch. I bet his in Simon's Think Tank room as I type)

Simon Cowell, eh? He's the ****** that pays Max Clifford ****** a month to hide his ******* for **** and make out that's he's actually **** when really he's ******* and like melons.

See, there I've said it now! Censor me if you dare, Anorak Nation administrator! Pah!

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* Christopher England just said that *