Quoting a previous RC Guff contribution:-

or maybe YOU, yes YOU are responsible for some of the twaddle we see
night after night on our screen! I bet you are Simon Cowell really – Big
Pants!!!

Damn you for outing me, you cad.

Actually, have you noticed the names of the various Production Houses and Executive Companies that produce those mighty shows? Shows yer how the lovely Mr Cowell has a good sense of humour.

However, I suppose in my own little way I'm just as guilty as Cowell for exploitative programming featuring freaks and oddities. Sigh. I'll get me coat.
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* Christopher England just said that *