Christopher England <...> said:
 And your top 5 would be....?

 In these non offensive times :-

At number 5 –
 Lip up body mass challenged – Bad Manners

 number 4 – Pass the inhabitant of a low lying, liberal West European country to the left hand side. Musical Yoof

 number 3 – Here Comes Prophylactic Reggae – The Piglets

 number 2 – The residents of the Occupied Territories – Desmond Dekker

And at number One – Stairway to Heaven . Dread Zeppelin. Every anorak top tune is this one, in some shape or form!

I'll get me zimmer.