Quoting a previous Steve Martin contribution:-

A Big Brother type show, with a load of dj's that have never met before,
jockeying (no pun honest guv) for position on the ego front.

Brilliant. Now this would have been far more tele-visual back in the Fab FM type of era with Smashy and Nicey type Deeee Jays, of course.

Would this include some kind of a 'talk-off' for the talking radio guys? Maybe slowly whittling down until its Pete Price versus Christopher England. Last man talking wins? Wins what? Well, maybe wins a gig on a regional talking station nobody's listening to any way.

Throw in the Hells Kitchen angle with them trying to cook magnificent
meals for each other in the galley,

In a Force 9, for comedy value.

Absolute guaranteed ratings winner, well isn't 200 anoraks a massive
audience for FIVE?

200 anybodys is massive!
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* Christopher England just said that *