Quoting a previous Steve Leyland contribution:-

~

I know you are sooo much
better at stringed instruments…

Curses, that video of me appeared on Youtube! The swines.

~

I still have some of those black gramophone vinyl thingies and I'll have
you know young man that with a decent turntable (Tandberg Thorens TD160
with ADC VLM Cartridge) that they sound pretty damn good.

Did you join the campaign after they reduced the speed from 78 rpm to 33.3 rpm? I thought that was outrageous. I mean, they started squeezing audio into less than half of what was originally allocated to it! All just so that the record companies could rip us all off, the bastards. They lied to us and said it would all get cheaper, but the prices of 33.3 rpm gramophone records just went up and up. And where was our assurance that there'd be no more clicks and sticks? All rubbish it was. Hurumph.